10 Things I’m Not Thankful For
1. The number of times I’ve tweeted at Beyonce and Joyce Carol Oates and gotten no response.
3. Not being able to stream music while driving through rural America // the increasing pervasiveness of the internet in everyday life .
4. Contemporary renditions of Christmas songs by people trying to kill their American Idol Audition, so to speak.
6. misuse of the words ‘folk.’
7. Turkey and Twerk in the same sentence.
8. poliferation of buzzfeed style lists that don’t strictly deal with cute animals.
9. the persistence of ‘merica jokes.
10. Why isn’t “Kindle to your Fire” on a Kindle Fire commericial?